Stats Win

One of my causation/correlation homework problems was:

"A recent study conducted on elementary schoolers concluded that one's grades drop as one watches more TV."

other people gave normal reasons, such as lack of exercise and eating unhealthy food. [un]fortunately, the teacher picked on me next, so i gave him a creative reason, as usual:

"They're getting paid to watch TV and fail school."

Furious, Mr. D pointed at the door. Everyone else lmao'd.

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