"A recent study conducted on elementary schoolers concluded that one's grades drop as one watches more TV."
other people gave normal reasons, such as lack of exercise and eating unhealthy food. [un]fortunately, the teacher picked on me next, so i gave him a creative reason, as usual:
"They're getting paid to watch TV and fail school."
Furious, Mr. D pointed at the door. Everyone else lmao'd.
/end