Cryptocurrency Mining

This post is a walk down memory lane of the past two months of mining.

Smashing 4 GPUs together doesn't work well at all without hardcore ducting. Turns out that this setup actually mines slower than 3 GPUs and a fan on top.

It turns out that the limiting factor is power density. I wasn't going to buy faster GPUs because of a poorer hashrate per dollar, so I needed to get more PCIe slots. I bought some dumb nodes to get my other pile of GPUs up, but after this fan cutting my hand (and losing a blade in the process), I resigned.

Pile of unused GPUs. These sat unused for the duration of mining.

My two former miners:

tl;dr Making money is hard.

Abusing the C Preprocessor

On a whim, I thought of this idea after reading Cory Li's article on bytecode hacking for Battlecode, MIT's premier Independent Activities Period competition, and after reading some code of his bot, which won Battlecode 2012. Optimized code gets real messy real fast, so wouldn't it be nice if it could be (just a little) easier to write?

The C and sibling languages have a wonderful feature called preprocessing. This feature allows one to insert snippets of text character for character into another file, so as to save time and space writing redundant code. The most prevalent use of the preprocessor is for including header files:

#include <stdio.h>

int
main()
{
    printf("%s\n", "Hello, world!");
    return 0;
}

Another use of the preprocessor is to define macros. For example, in competitive programming, one iterates from 0 (inclusive) to N (exclusive) reasonably often, so why spend the time to type

for (int i = 0; i < N; ++i)
{
   // ...
}

when it can be compressed to

F(i, N)
{
   // ...
}

all with the simple macro

#define F(i, N) for (int i = 0; i < N; ++i)

Now it's great that C offers this, but what about languages that don't, such as Java? Is there a way to make the C preprocessor do this for us?

The answer, unsurprisingly, is yes! We can use cpp (that's c preprocessor)

cpp test.c

to find all the macros in our code, as defined by #define, replaces them with the value with which they are defined, and removes the #define. However, it leaves some junk in the code, namely some lines at the beginning of the files starting with #, so we have to remove those before giving the preprocessed file to javac.

So how do we put all of this together? We first write C-ified Java code Test.cjava with our macro

import java.util.*;

#define F(i, N) for (int i = 0; i < N; ++i)

public class Test {
    public static void main(String[] args) {
        F(i, 5) {
            System.out.println(i);
        }
        System.exit(0);
    }
}

and preprocess it with cpp to generate the almost-legitimate Java code. We can strip the aforementioned lines that start with # by passing the output of cpp to sed with a regex that deletes any line that starts with # and redirect the sanitized output to our desired Java file

cpp Test.cjava | sed '/^#/d' > Test.java

Finally, we compile Test.java and run it with java Test, which will produce the desired output

0
1
2
3
4

Dream Come True

Can I help you?
Yeah. Do you have the new 911?
Yeah. It's right over here.

Do you want to get in?
Really?
Sure.

Exhales

Do you have a business card?
Sure
Thanks.

I'll see you in about 20 years.

It's a funny thing about a Porsche. There's the moment you know you want one. There's the moment you first own one. And for the truly afflicted, there's the decade or two that passes in between.

Only took about 11 years!

Words of Wisdom

In the process of choosing which job to take next year, I have received the following pieces of advice:

"Go to the company with the smartest people."

"Go to the company at which you think you'll most likely be fired."

"Go to the company whose project most interests you."

"Go to where the Lamborghinis are."

"Go to where you want to go."

"Go to where you think you'll be happiest."

"Don't buy GPUs to mine coins."

Costly Signaling: The Quest for a 90.0%

I remember that during my senior year of high school, there was some unofficial competition among friends to get the lowest final grade possible without ``Asian-failing." That is, to do as poorly as possible on graded assignments without getting the dreaded B+. The GPA cutoffs was set such that an A [93%, 100%] was a 4.0/4.0, A- [90%, 93%) was a 3.8/4.0, and B+ [87%, 90%) was a 3.3/4.0, so dropping from an A- to B+ is a much bigger deal than dropping from an A to A-. This game was certainly fun to play, but at that time I didn't understand the reasons that we participated.

It turns out that costly signaling could explain this phenomenon. Costly signaling, or the handicap principle, is a behavior that is costly for all groups, but more costly for the ``worse'' group than it is for the ``better'' group. In this case, better and worse are in terms of ability to do well in class and cost is the expected grade, which is related to the probability of sinking below 90% and the probability of being able to rescue a failure. I assume that the less smart kids have less control over their performance on assessments since they probably (1) can correctly answer fewer questions and (2) are more prone to make trivial errors.

Riskier variations include playing the game below senior year, during which grades are more valuable (since colleges will see them), or at MIT. I wonder how the brave souls at the Institvte would do, since the cliff between an A- (5.0/5.0) and a B+ (4.0/5.0) is massive.

All I Do These Days

• Problem sets
• Ride planes and trains
• Code over the phone or on whiteboards
• Obsessively hit refresh on Autotrader.com

Porsche 918 Configurator LIVE!

The most expensive car whose price is shown in an online configurator is...the Porsche 918 Spyder! And to add further insult, all 918 examples have been pre-ordered.

Here's to hoping I'll have a chance to drive one of these bad boys!

San Francisco

Immediately after my internship, I flew to San Francisco for a short one-week vacation to chillax while I still had the chance.

Jet lag produces excellent morning photos

I made a day trip to south bay to visit Apple. I had lunch with my mentor and then went for coffee with a few others on the iOS team.

The reason I chose to go to south bay on this day is that Apple organized a small auto show at one of the campuses. I got to see a number of supercars and classics.

AC Cobra

McLaren MP4-12C air vent

Wings of freedom

Lamborghini Gallardo LP570-4 Superleggera mirror cap

AC Cobra Coupe

Salute

McLaren MP4-12C mirror cap

McLaren MP4-12C engine

McLaren MP4-12C door opened

Mercedes-Benz SLS AMG front emblem

The most intriguing supercars were the McLaren MP4-12C and the Mercedes SLS. I may just have a thing for door mechanisms, but I gotta say, scissor doors are the coolest. I think they intrigue me because I don't have a clear picture of where the hinge mechanism is mounted -- there's no obvious flat edge on which the door pivots like in traditional doors (leftmost edge) or gullwings (topmost edge).

I'm not too versed on classic cars, but I did recognize the BMW 2002! Oh, the things I learn from playing Forza 4. There were also a bunch of Cobras and a Porsche 356 Speedster in British racing green.

Automobiles aside, staying in San Francisco, specifically SoMa (South of Market for non-natives), was quite pleasant. Compared to the Tenderloin, where I stayed for an on-site interview. The surrounding area was decently clean (I would say not as clean as the loop in Chicago) and had plenty of attractions. Namely, the Apple store was only five minutes away by foot. :) Plenty of restaurants were close by, including Chinatown. (Aside/funny story: we went to a dim sum place for lunch, and I was awed when our waiter computed our bill (including tax!) in his head. I joked that I would never be able to work there.) We also walked along the piers and went to Ghiradelli Park one afternoon.

That said, rent in San Francisco is laughably expensive, to say the least. It turns out that rent for a one bedroom corner unit in a relatively nice location is $4k/month. To put this in perspective, a two bedroom/two bathroom unit in the penthouse tower in Chicago is $3.2k/month. One would think that high rent and high income taxes would be sufficiently large deterrents.

But inexplicably, I think that I will be sucked into this vortex known as the Bay Area.

Automobile Shortlist

If you had unlimited funds to obtain the 10 cars of choice, what would you have?

1. Porsche Boxster (981), daily driver.
2. Lotus Elise (S2), in which general awesomeness can be had anywhere and everywhere (except in snow and rain).
3. Jaguar C-X75, for its epic twincharged 4-cyl hybrid powertrain and its wonderful sports bike-like exhaust note.
4. McLaren MP4-12C, high-speed beast, also nondescript enough for a viable occasional driver
5. Lexus LF-A, for its lovely F1 exhaust note.
6. Mercedes-Benz S600 (W222), because Magic Body Control and I need a limo.
7. Tesla Model X, for all things that require a SUV and the exotic falcon wing doors.
8. Mercedes-Benz 300SL, because every stable should have a classic, and who can deny gullwings?
9. Koenigsegg Agera, for the exotic Koenigsegg doors and their no-compromise philosophy reflects what I want to achieve.
10. Porsche 911 Carrera (991; in Guards Red, of course, and perhaps a GT3), because I've always wanted one as a kid.

Standards

Never apologize for having high standards. People who really want to be in your life will rise up to meet them.